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Question 
 
What is a woman's favorite thing to do in the world?
 
A) Cook
B) Complain
C) Clean
D) Make Babies
 
The answers you should have picked were A), C), and D).  Most people you meet in life will fail this test.  Why is that you may ask?  Because of Feminism.
 
Feminism- n.
  1. Belief in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.
  2. The movement organized around this belief.
definition from answers.com
 

To sum up the definition, feminism is the idea that men and women are created equal and deserve to be treated the same in every situation.  This, as deducted by acclaimed scholars, is decisively wrong and will lead to the fall of Western Civilization.  Why should women get the same treatment as men?  They lack a penis and want to be treated as equals?  No bones.

One of the "injustices to women is that they earn .75 cents for every $1 a man gets.  Just a quarter less is all.  You might be going to yourself, "Hey! Women should get equal pay for equal work. It's only fair." 

 
Wrong. 

The average work day for the average worker is 8 hours a day.  So if we multiply .25 (the quarter men get more) by 8 (hours in an average work day) we get 2.  Two dollars a woman doesn't get. To help her along with her -$2 situation men graciously created these.

 
 
image from www.kinneydrugs.com

I plan on adding more to this, but I need to go watch some women mud wrestling right now.

 
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