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I hate people. A lot. What other species on the planet would do such a crime? Would a group of baby seals steal my one of my shoes from my gym locker and destroy it? No, only humans would. Last Monday I went to my gym locker to find that one of my shoes was missing. Not both of them, just one. I also found out from someone that people in a class later on in the day destroyed it, because they found my locker open and decided to be assclowns. They didn't even have the politeness to destroy both of my shoes, just the one. So now I am stuck with one gym sneaker. One useless shoe.
What dicks.
Speaking of dicks, I talked to the Principal about it and he said that he couldn't do anything. I wasn't sure exactly what he said, something about my fault and nothing he can do because they don't have cameras in the gym locker room, so I am SOL. Even when I told him I know who did it, he didn't seam to care. What a useless man. He was actually just a vice principal. That makes him useless ^ 2.
In light of the recent events, I am decided to start up a charity. They have charities for sick children (what pussies), poor people (get jobs), and something about someone named Katrina (who sucked up a lot of sea men apparently). What about a charity that directly benefits a person, who needs true help, like me. What better way to spend your money? Instead spending your money on items to help dull the pain of your childhood and your Uncle McFeely, just give it to me
All and all, you will get more if you donate to my fund. If you go to