All of the bands or singers I love and enjoy either dead, dying, or in rehab.  While death and rehab are the coolest things in the universe, it leaves me waiting for a new CD that won't happen.  You can't release a lot of albums when you are dead of course, despite what Tupac might have told you.  I need someone who releases albums on a bi-regular basis, just one every now and then.  I myself don't want to waste money on buying CDs that I will end up frying in the microwave, so I turn to you.