The other day, I received my shirt in the mail from T-shirt Hell, and was very excited.  It is not everyday you open a package that has an item in it that you bought with your hard earned money from working a minimum wage job for an ungrateful boss.  Kinda like opening a birthday present with ribbons, only you know what it is and it comes in a beat up bubble mailer.  I strut around my house in my shirt and proceed to gloat over my Dad who no longer has the best shirt. He even admits my it, saying his shirt condoning the beating of kids is in no way as cool as mine.   I thought nothing bad could happen to me.  I was dearly mistaken.

 

I go to school and everyone is at awe.  I, Alex, have the best shirt (according to one person) that they have seen all week. Many others comment that I just went there, and have done that in the relem of shirts you bring to school. I haven't a clue of what they mean, but it is a compliment and I will be damned if I won't take it. I go to lunch and treat myself to some Bosco Sticks, a cookie, and a pint of milk. I was thinking about getting the homestyle lunch just for the Jell-O, but I decided against it.  After 20 paces from where I bought my lunch, Mr. Kruger called to me.

 

Something you should know about Mr. Kruger.  He is, as they say, a killjoy.  If you are having fun with your friends, not offending anyone in the least, or simply telling a off color joke about his mother, he will be there to discipline you. I think he is a Jew and prays to Satan myself. He says to me that my shirt is to be turned inside out and I am not to wear it to school anymore, less I get detention or something equally evil.  

 

I really have no idea why the shirt is considered "bad taste" My shirt clearly states that the reader's mother is loved by Everyone.  I would like it if my Mom was loved by all.  If she makes cookies for everyone, she should be rated E.  If she read stories to old people, but not kids, I would have her rated Mature.  Kinda funny I wore the shirt below all day and no one said anything to me.

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