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Please take your time to read this article. I resized it the best I
could and cleaned it up as well. Newspapers don't scan well.
Maybe even
read the article if you have the paper yourself. I just enjoy helping lazy people.
I find this article by this Crazy Christian very
ironic. Even if I forget the point of her complaining about people
expressing their opinions on the opinion page of the paper, the sheer stupidity
of this article amazes me. The crazy Christian keeps spewing it
out. I don't want to refer to her by Crazy Christian the whole time
though this article, so I will refer to her by name of another Crazy
Christian.
I could just call her Lindsay, but where else could I fit
in
a joke that has Charles Manson in it?
She makes a comment about not calling yourself Chistian, Hindu, Athiest, or anything else if you haven't really studied it, and yet she calls herself Charles Manson. I issue a challenge to Charlie, right here and now. Some might know of The God Movie and how I showed the movie last year at the Rogers Public Library. It didn't do so well, as I suspect I didn't get the word out enough, so no one showed up. I will show a viewing of the movie again and I would like this Crazy Christian to come to it.
I mean, if she doesn't have an issue with watching it that is. She has read this article and me and her are talking about a movie showing.
As for the comment on The Da Vinci Code, what proof does she have that Jesus wasn't married? What proof does she have that God wasn't on Maury over a dispute about who the real father of Jesus was? I believe she is just backing up her facts with a +1900 year old book. The Da Vinci Code has been on the best sellers list for a long time. Now what am I going to believe? A 2000 year old book that doesn't cite its sorces, or a book with a really neat dust jacket?
Some of you might be going, "Hey Alex! That article was so last month. You should update more." I take my time to write articles. I have a very busy life, what with work, school, Java, and running a pornographic website and all. Plus, if I was forced to do an update, it might have been about the this.
No one cares about the Civil War. Everyone knows that Infinite Crisis was WAY better. I mean, if I had to register my special powers, that would be sweet. Chicks would be all over me. I'd be all, "Yeah, I have special powers." Then they would all be "Mmmph Wmmpth". The reason their voices are like that is because they are in my pants.
Stay tuned when I bash her next article.