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I just absolutely love teenies in my Government Class who claim that anarchy would solve all problems in the world. If there were living in a anarchy, it would mean they could smoke and stay out past curfew, like true rebels.   One of them said that people would still have laws, just no government, and people would still follow them. That reply made me get a -2 intelligence penalty, without the chance of a saving throw.

I hate Emos. 

I swear to you, should emos ever conqour the world, which I know they are planning.  I mean, they can't have hair that suckalicous without it having special abilitys.  Maybe it deflects bullets or something.  Too bad it can't deflect knife wounds to the arms.   Having special abilitys = want to conqour the world.

Back on topic.  When the Emo revoltion occurs, and anarchy is the supreme law of the land, I will spring to action.  Because of the state of the world, I will be one of the few to act.  All others will be either women, who are useless in an upcoming emo invasion, or men, who are now too stupified by what they didn't see coming and be too useless to fight.  My plan of action will be in 2 easy steps.  The plan is Get Rid Of Useless Sad Emos, aka G.R.O.U.S.E.


Code Name G.R.O.U.S.E.
  
1.Get Stick
2. Beat the Emos
 
Simple enough plan really.   Just grab a large stick and beat emos senseless.  What can they do about it?  I am in my rights.  I have freedom to do what I want.  I will beat you senseless.  Maybe I don't even need a stick.  Maybe I could beat them with the guitars they bring to school.  Nevermind the fact that they can't play anything besides rifts from popular songs, they are "deep".
 
I hate people who start their own band.  Your band blows ass.  Period.  Played at a concert?  Good for you, you are wasting time that could be spent doing better things.  Like going to a better concert and hearing a real band thrash.  What else does a real band have that you don't?  Hmm, could it be...fans?

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